Algun dia te vas a avivar (English translation)

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Algun dia te vas a avivar

Querido otra vez estamo' aca?
y claro que si con the party band
una vez más Kyoto Elshaolincafisho y Roberto Casanova
te dejan este super mega exito
algun dia... algun dia te vas a avivar
que lindo ese tecladito eh
viento bravo, eh
aplaudan manga de soretes!
 
le pagaste seis cervezas a una mina
y se fue con tu mejor amigo
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
estabas re contenta porque te hiciste las tetas
pero la cara de bagarto no te la saca nadie
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar (para eso están las almohadas)
te pensaste que la mina era tan linda como la foto de perfil de facebook
pero pesaba 180 kilos
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar (te hago de todo menos zumba)
te pasas todo el dia cantando si nos organizamos cojemos todos
pero no bajas una bombacha ni de la cuerda
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar (pajero)
 
Siii, claro que sí amigos, una vez más The Party Band
con la chota al hombro, trae su nuevo mega hit
que lo vas a pasar en tu fiesta, en tu casamiento,
en la discoteca que más prefieras, el cumpleaños del tío,
en la mejor orgía, y en tu funeral porque
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
 
estabas re loco de contento porque fuiste a una orgia
pero solo tocaste una teta y a vos te garcharon cuatro (qué feo)
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
medio mamado te agarraste a los chupones con una mina un poco alta
y cuando le fuiste a tocarle la cachucha te diste que tenia una sorpresita...
...era un traba (qué lindo tobul)
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
se te regalo un bagayo en un boliche y por hacerte el exquisito te buscaste una más linda
te quedaste solito y te tuviste que bajar una manito
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar (si elegís, lo cojés)
mientras vos te fuiste al baño tu novia se vino a la camioneta con la banda
y nos hizo un peteco a cada uno y luego volvió y vos le diste un beso...
...de lengua
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
algun dia, algun dia, algun dia te vas a avivar
con The Party Band, sorete
 
Submitted by Diazepan Medina on Wed, 27/06/2018 - 03:54
Submitter's comments:

La canción surge como parodia a esta famosa propaganda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdqg2ju7ph8

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English translation

Someday you'll wise up

Dear were here again?
of course, with the party band
again Kyoto Elshaolincafisho and Roberto Casanova
bring you this super mega hit
someday... someday you'll wise up
nice keyboard eh
wild wind, eh
clap you bunch of turds!
 
You paid six beers to a girl
and she left with your best friend
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
You were so happy because you had a boobjob
but nobody can fix your ugly as fuck face
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up (that's what pillows are for)
You thought the girl was as pretty as the facebook profile pic
but she weighed 400 pounds
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up (I do all to you except for zumba)
You spend all day singing "if we get together we all fuck"
but you don't pull an undie neither from the hang rope
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up (wanker)
 
Yeaah, of course fellas, again The Party Band
with the cock on the shoulder, brings its new mega hit
that you'll play on your party, on your wedding,
on the club you like the most, on the uncle's birthday
on the best orgy, and on your funeral because
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
 
You were so happy because you went to an orgy
but you only touched a tit and you got fucked by four (how ugly)
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
half drunk you were making out with a tall woman
and when you went to touch her pussy you found out she had a surprise...
...she was a he (nice bulge)
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
a bagre offered herself to you and for being exquisite you went for a prettier one
you were left alone and you had give yourself a hand
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up (if you pick it, you screw it)
while you were on the restroom your girl came to the van with the band
and she gave us a blowjob each and when she returned you gave her a kiss...
...with the tongue
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
someday, someday, someday you'll wise up
with The Party Band, turd
 
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Submitted by Diazepan Medina on Wed, 27/06/2018 - 18:29
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