Bläck Fööss - Huusmeister Kaczmarek (English translation)

German (Kölsch)

Huusmeister Kaczmarek

Jo wenn d'r Aufzoch klemmp un de Mülltonn brennt
Un em janze Huus et Leech usfällt,
Es em drette Stock d'r Klo verstoop,
Alles weed bei mir jemeld'.
Och wenn Wasserrühre lecke,
Dun se mich och naaks für wecke.
Dat es minge Job.
Dreck en d'r Eck un ne Fleck an d'r Deck,
Sidder dann jeck, wem es da Dreck? Muss weg!
 
Hey Kaczmarek - jo jo.
Hey Kaczmarek - Ben schon do.
Hey Kaczmarek - Wat es loss?
Hey Kaczmarek - Ich kumme.
 
Huusmeister - Siedlungskontrolletti,
Huusmeister - alles fess em Griff,
Huusmeister - alles schön paletti
Huusmeister - met d'r Werkzeuchkiss.
 
Decke Schruve, dönne Schruve,
Dübbele für enzemuure,
Säjeblädder, Winkelieser,
Bohrmaschine, Schliefmaschine,
Röllche für Jadingeschiene,
Ratschekaste, Pinselquaste,
alles en d'r Werkzeuchkiss.
Et jitt immer jet ze säje,
Jet ze bohre oder fräse,
Lieme, näle oder Klingeldroht verläje,
Dachantenne amputiere, installiere,
Stromzählerkaste kontrolliere
 
Hey Kaczmarek - Wat läuf?
Hey Kaczmarek -Keen Zick!
Hey Kaczmarek - Muss weg!
Hey Kaczmarek -Manjana!
 
Huusmeister - Siedlungskontrolletti,
Huusmeister - alles fess em Griff,
Huusmeister - alles schön paletti
Huusmeister - met d'r Werkzeuchkiss.
 
Ja Sauerei, wä mät he Fesch,
Et stink he em Huus wie en Feschbrotköch.
Ach, Frau Kraus, maat Ihr hück Fesch,
Ja, joot, dann setz ich mich met an d'r Desch
un loren dann, wenn ich noch kann,
wie immer ens flöck noh d'r Badewann.
Ich don wat ich kann, stonn immer minge Mann.
 
Huusmeister - Siedlungskontrolletti,
Huusmeister - alles fess em Griff,
Huusmeister - alles schön paletti
Huusmeister - met d'r Werkzeuchkiss.
 
Hammer keine Hammer, jo wo hammer en dann?
Hammer keine Hammer, jo dann nemme mer de Zang.
Hammer keine Hammer un finge mer keen Zang,
Ja, dann nemme mer su lang de Isestang.
 
Hibbe di Hipp Hipp, de Hibbe di Hopp
Do haue mer de Näl met d'r Stang op d'r Kopp.
Hobbe di Hopp Hopp di Hobbe di Hipp
Decke Schruve, dönne Schruve, Finsterkitt
 
Submitted by domuro on Wed, 20/07/2016 - 21:57
Last edited by Hansi K_Lauer on Sun, 26/02/2017 - 15:46
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English translation

Janitor

Yes, when the elevator is stuck and the garbage can is burning
And the whole building has a blackout,
Is the john on the third floor clogged,
Everything is reported to me.
Also when water pipes are leaking,
They even wake me up at night because of that.
That's my job.
Dirt in the corner and a spot on the ceiling,
Are you crazy, the dirt belongs to whom? has to disappear!
 
Hey Kaczmarek - ok ok.
Hey Kaczmarek - Here I am.
Hey Kaczmarek - What's the matter?
Hey Kaczmarek - I'm coming.
 
Janitor - estate inspector,
Janitor - everything's under control,
Janitor - everything's in order
Janitor - with the toolbox.
 
Thick screws, thin screws,
Dowels to put into the wall,
Saw blades, angle irons,
Drill, grinder,
Little rolls for the curtainrail,
Ratchet box, brush tassel,
Everything is in the tool box.
There's always something to saw,
Something to drill or to mill,
To glue, to nail or to lay cable for the doorbell,
Amputate the roof antenna, install,
Controling of the electricity meter box
 
Hey Kaczmarek - What's going on?
Hey Kaczmarek - Have no time!
Hey Kaczmarek - Have to go!
Hey Kaczmarek - Tomorrow.
 
Janitor - estate inspector,
Janitor - everything's under control,
Janitor - everything's in order
Janitor - with the toolbox.
 
What a mess, who's cooking fish,
The house smells like a fish chippie,
Oh, Mrs. Kraus, you're doing fish today,
Well, ok, then I'll sit at table with you
And then I may even, when there's time,
Look after the bathtub in a wink, like always.
I do what I can, always stand my ground.
 
Janitor - estate inspector,
Janitor - everything's under control,
Janitor - everything's in order
Janitor - with the toolbox.
 
Don't we have a hammer, where is it?
Don't we have a hammer, well, then we take the pliers.
If we don't have a hammer and can't find the pliers,
Well, then we take the iron bar for the time being.
 
Hibbe di Hipp Hipp, de Hibbe di Hopp
Then we hit the nails on the head with the iron bar.
Hobbe di Hopp Hopp di Hobbe di Hipp
Thick screws, thinn screws, window putty
 
Submitted by domuro on Fri, 07/10/2016 - 15:46
Last edited by domuro on Thu, 02/03/2017 - 13:59
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Hansi K_Lauer    Sun, 26/02/2017 - 12:34

Titel korrigiert.

>"Yes, when the elevator is stuck and the garbage can is burning" =
Yes, when the elevator is stuck and the garbage can is on fire

>"Och wenn Wasserrühre lecke,"
You missed to translate this line

domuro    Thu, 02/03/2017 - 13:59

Danke für den Hinweis.