Funny van Dannen - Lesbische schwarze Behinderte (English translation)

English translation

Impaired black lesbians

Men are to blame for everything.
Machos, mostly.
They are the only cause
of all this bloody mess.
They rule this world
and have too much power.
They have thrown
our planet to the dogs.
Are there worst scoundrels around?
The answer is no!
And yet, impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
I met one in Tesco
she was in a wheelchair.
She shoved herself into the queue
and brazenly payed
with a 1000 marks banknote
the ten screws she had bought.
A normal German would never have indulged
in such a behaviour.
And so the cashier ranted
together with everybody:
impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
Outside on the parking lot
she nearly ran me over.
Instead of apologizing
she yelled "You stupid or what?!"
She had "I brake even for men"
written on her breast.
I couldn't think
of an appropriate response.
I should have shouted "fuck you!",
but the words came to late.
Impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
Of course I'm no racist.
I'm not a blockhead.
Most of the impaired black lesbians
are frightfully kind.
Yet exceptions like this one
prove the rule.
Impaired black lesbians
can be a real pain too.
 
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Submitted by petit élève on Tue, 26/06/2018 - 05:57
Added in reply to request by Zarina01
Author's comments:

The last stanza in the vid is a bit longer.

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