La Trinca - L'Iva fet fàcil (English translation)

English translation

The VAT made easy

Oh, the VAT has come!
Oh, the VAT is here!
A complicated tax
which is hard just because.
And if you still have problems
to calculate it
listen to us
and we'll explain you how it is:
 
Substract the burden of the accumulated passive,
over the tax base of the quantified price,
with the singular transitory prorate
deducted from the fee of the repayed value.
Add the discount of the incremented value,
to the updated extra income of the invoiced product
and you add twenty bucks on the profit
in the case you were wrong, which is common.
 
When the settlement come
you must calculate with lots of attention
for the superavit of the actives and passives
equal the tax fee plus the inflation plus.
If you must claim a refund,
that simplifies the question:
Divide the coefficient of the rate percentage
of the scale applied over every operation.
 
And with a cart full of huge tomes of papers
you go decidedly to the tax office, when comes the great
unavoidable and expected moment of making effective the duty of paying:
You add it, you substract it, you put it up, you put it down,
you aim at it, you erase it, you throw it, you spin it,
you review it and however you look at it
you'll always have to pay.
 
Did you understand? No!
Should we repeat? Yes!
 
Scratch the submegible burden
and slaughter the fee to the tax base
You hook the prorate by the head
and you crush the scale with the bureau cup.
Divide the guts of the accumulated passive,
bounce with bad mood the invoiced percentage
and you tie the VAT in my desk
and thump the extra incomes grabbing it by the nape.
 
When the settlement come
you must calculate with lots of attention,
for the beating you do
to the tax fee swell the inflation.
If you must claim a refund,
that simplifies the question:
Slice the base and exterminate the fee,
of the tax sailing over every operation.
 
And with a cart full of huge tomes of papers
you go decidedly to the tax office, when comes the great
unavoidable and expected moment of making effective the duty of paying:
You add it, you substract it, you put it up, you put it down,
you aim at it, you erase it, you throw it, you spin it,
you review it and however you look at it
you'll always have to pay.
 
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Submitted by Diazepan Medina on Fri, 25/05/2018 - 13:23
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L'Iva fet fàcil

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