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Dickmatized

[Therapist:]
Mr. McGovern, it seems as though you are suffering from an affliction known as “dickmatization.” Tell me all about it.

[Jonny McGovern:]
It all started on the basketball court.
I was shootin’ hoops with my homo homies, like we always do,
when all of a sudden…

Oh shit, goddamn this boy has gotten to me bad
Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much
Oh snap, watch out, gonna tell you what his thing was all about

I know that you ain’t right for me
But I just can’t motherfucking let you be
I had to take your number out of my cell
Trying not to sex you wasn’t going so well

I think you put a spell on me
That juicy junk won’t set me free
Can’t get you off my mind
Boy’s so wrong, but it’s so right

I’m dickmatized
You’ve got me dickmatized
That shit is supersized
That thing was half-way, a prize
I’m dickmatized
Don’t go romanticize
I’m talking my, my, my
Boy you’ve got me dickmatized

Boy you’ve got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

Boy you’ve got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

All that it took was just one night
Your private parts were out of sight
It wasn’t supposed to be a serious thing
But now you got me thinking that I’m wanting a ring

I like them hose on lowest
Got me having flashbacks
Like your cock on IMAX
It be looking real phat

Oh my god, it looks so pretty
Let’s get to the nitty gritty
Gonna hold on real tight
Work that fucker all night

I’m dickmatized
You got me dickmatized
That shit is supersized
That thing was half-way, a prize
I’m dickmatized
Your junk romanticize
I’m talking my, my, my
Boy you got me dickmatized

Boy you got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

Boy you got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

I gotta get you off my mind
But boy you got me dickmatized
It’s like you’ve put me in trance
You got the power in your pants

It gets harder
I just can’t stop
It gets harder
I want that cock

It gets harder
Get it out of my head
It gets harder
And get it into my bed

It gets harder
When I’m all alone
It gets harder
I think about that bone
It gets harder
I need it every day
It gets harder

You got the power

Oh shit, goddamn this boy has gotten to me bad
Oh shucks, this sucks, I’m liking this dude a little too much
Oh snap, watch out, gonna tell you what his thing is all about
Hot damn, what a man, now I hope you understand

Boy you got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

Boy you got me dickmatized
Spending all my time up between your thighs
When I’m with you I fantasize
I be dickmatized

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If anyone notices any errors, let me know and I'll adjust the lyrics.

Please help to translate "Dickmatized"
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